Bryan Li-- Brian
David Bai-- Bryan
Louie Wu-- The world... is it still flat?
Tony Wu--  Xiaotong
Stephen Gu-- Midget
Frank Sun-- Mank Moon
Mark Simon-- Yankee Doodle
Kevin Fan-- Wen
James Tan-- Chipmunk
Jimmy Wong-- Math
Bo Ouyang-- When two people tie for first, Bo wins. But when is Monday?
Victor Jin-- 1337
Tianyu-- better than me at basketball
April Dai-- Super Ultra Mega Uber Stupendous Cool Terrific Awesome Amazing Swift Friend
Willa Zhang-- Dory the fish
Janice Hu-- Radioactive water? 
April Wu-- Weapon of choice: Coda Bow. Very sturdy. Sharp at the point.
         Usable as a sword or as a bow (for arrows).
         Also usable as a violin bow. Very deadly.
         Wouldn't want to get in the way...
John Park-- K¹⁰: Krazy Karnivorous Korean Kamikaze Kidnapping Killer Ku Klux Klan Kid
Kevin Tierney-- CAUTION
Maggie Peng-- Rice cakes
Sarah Pang-- Hmm...I had to think about this one: BHS unlike everyone else
Jenny Xiang-- Mrs. Evelwemanlaidee who will one day be the absolute ruler
                       of Oberon, Uranus's outermost moon!
Jenny Wu-- Jimmy
Linda Hou-- Louie
Jason Wang-- WAY too much basketball... don't break your back again.
Mahina Wang-- Not skipping a grade. OK, I got it down now.
Jimmy Xin-- Loser
Ted Li-- Aluminum foil (aka MSW: municipal solid waste)
Kyle Carlisle-- Uh... Eyebrow kid.

etc...

to be continued... request